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My Life In Progress
My Life In Progress
The Parade
- My life in a few words
- My every random thing
- My horrible, horrible secrets
- Josh's, 13th of January, 2007
- Jake's, 14th of January, 2007
- Jenna's, 15th of January, 2007
- Josh's, 23rd of January, 2007
- Jake and I go to Greensbrough & later that night
- Australia Day at Jake's
- Steve's, 28th of January, 2007
- Looking for a job/dinner with friends
- My First Day
- Early mornings/bad coffee/Persian rugs
- My lonely little town
- Julia's 18th
- A random Monday with Jake and Jenna
- Steve turns 18
- School pride/speedos/my own insanity
- Athletics for the Un-Athletic
- Rock The Hill and after
- One time at Tristan's
- "Crashing" Sally's 18th
- My Island. Things to come & My extended family
- My Island. An Excess of Excess & Exodus
- Dicking around in Hurstbridge
- A Formal Occasion
- Library Noise
- Jake: A Retrospective.
- An Update for Charlie
- Tayah's 18th
- Cookie dough/lying children's toys/M&Ms
- How to burn your face off
- Alice turns 18 with sexy results!
- Jake turns 18, abuses right to drink
- The Night The Lights Went Out In Hurstbridge
- Where the hell are we?
- Aging Hippies ... GET IT!?
- Micky D turns 18, awkward for Eltham Crew
- Phillip Island 2: the return of horrid drunkeness
- Phillip Island 2: the night Jacqui drank too much
- Phillip Island 2: the night that was Steve
- Phillip Island 2: the long way home
- Panton Hill sure looks a lot like Hell
- Wasting time at The Lane
- Further proof that pirates are better than you
- ...and then I realised I was going to fail media.
- Wednesdays are lame!
- Flying kites at Pat's 18th
- You don't need to be drunk to act drunk
- Cowboys and Indie kids
- Jake has a love of Australian Sex Drama
- A brief night for me
- Sex and Loathing at Jake's house
- Friday Night Fun
- Indie Kids can skate!?
- Hanging out at Tess's
- Fruity-licious Definition
- An unexpected party
- A reoccurring landscape
- A Thursday Adventure
- My Last Day
- The conclusive celebration of formal education
- Procrastination
- A slight bit of procrastination
- A Suitable Valedictory
- Hey there, Jemima
- Recording with Dave and Romy
- Josh hits his own half-way mark
- Some strange, fleeting night
- Schoolies: The beginning of something ending
- Schoolies: A savage burn on the soul
- Schoolies: To get fucked up and die
- Schoolies: Subject to the requirements of nature
- Schoolies: The fractured routine
- Schoolies: Home again for peace and normality
- The lights, the buzz
- The great divide of us and them
- An evening with Kerry
- How I spent my New Year's Eve
- That lost night at Josh's
- 2008. It starts again a little overdue.
- Just another lazy day afternoon
- On impulse, we found ourselves at Hannah's
- Bowling for dignity
- Old scenes as revisited in a new year
- BANG! Fuck, I'm dead.
- Soundwave Festival
- Fragments of an old music scene revisited
- I am the cowboy
- The life and times of Jack Arrowsmith
- Tonight COULD have been awesome
- For the sake of the weekend
- Refugees of a simpler time
- Library Noise 2
- Better luck NEXT time
- Fast times at Nostalgia High
- The new wave social scene
- Electro Pioneers and technical difficulties
- A strange night with Tayah
- Friday night at the Noise Bar
- Pancakes and Party Antics
- One of those nights...
- A somewhat disturbing look into the future
- Play to Win's magical, musical jamboree!
- Curse you, Gertrude!
- The end of Play to Win
- Jimmy Rapture's adventure to the beach!!!
- Steve takes enough time off work to hang out.
- Tayah and Wii and Police. OH MY!
- A strange journey, five minutes from my front door
- A day at the races (sort of)
- Dinner, the sort of indie version
- Georgia's semi-Communist party
- Jemima's sort of pre-birthday get together
- Going Out Of Business
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News and Updates:
1/1/09: The End.
25/12: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND THANK FUCK IT'S ALMOST OVER! I may have like one or two more pages and maybe some sort of New Years thing if things go my way. However, since that isn't how life is, we'll just have to see. In the mean time, I'm going to spend the next few days on my arse playing Fallout 3 and downing copious amounts of Coca-Cola and saying 'shove it' to the big guy. Feelin' me? Righteous.
10/11: THE END IS NIGH! And I bet you're all very glad to see it come.
10/9: OH SHIT! I forgot about it all again, so I'll do whatever needs to be done this weekend.
30/6: I just want to address two things.
1 - Why has there been no quotes? Because I don't know what's funny anymore...
2 - I don't know when I'll have those photos from Friday up.
4/5: If you ever want to restore your faith in mankind, remember that some people think Michael J. Fox is faking his Parkinson's Disease.
4/4: "So what's up, Jim," he said, lighting a torch and sharpening his pitchfork. "Where've you been and why has there been a distinct lack of updates?
Have you been busy?
Is school running you into the ground?
Person problems?"
Well guys, the answer to all those questions is a resounding 'no'. Truth be told; NO ONE WANTS TO DO ANYTHING! The-not-so-hidden-message being; HEY GUYS, LET'S FUCKING DAMN DIDDLEY DO SOMETHING!
End transmission.
6/3: Eheh, I totally forgot about the page from Saturday night. I've been busy trying to fit into a new school and all that jazz. Just give me a minute to finish it.
27/2: I don't know if this'll effect anything, but I now have to resize every image before I upload it because the new ones are way too big. Just thought you should know.
9/1: Hi kids, don't suppose you remember me, but what the hey. Since I honestly don't know what to do with myself, I've started fixing up all those fucking spelling errors and what have you. Why? I don't know. I can't standing looking at them.
19/12: My computer is undergoing some "fixing", hence why everything seems to be on hold...
10/12: I might only be missing a few photos from day 2 or 4 and all of day 3 of Schoolies, but I'll plough on anyway and see if I can't get it all done before Christmas. GOD LOVE YOU ALL!
30/11: I was going to do a page on Movember, you know, just for fun. But only Pat, Jake and myself are in it and we all... uh... cheated in our own way. So yeah, wouldn't be worth it.
13/11: Well kids, I know there hasn't been much new lately, but you'll have to weather through this blank patch as exams are more important than a few photographs. If you have a problem with that, try explaining to the education minister that; though posters may tells us we are not defined by our enter score, the people in a position to give us a uni course that helps us get the career we want DO define us by a few digits/
13/10: "I'm going to kill Kerry! That's the second time he's made me wet today!" - Hannah. By a great stroke of luck, I finally have the Phillip Island 2 photos. HOWEVER, I'm still categorizing them, and the photos are so damn big, on my computer, it would take AGES to upload them. So, I'm going to have to spend all my spare periods next week, at Steve's, uploading them which will take a lot of time. Also, I'm making a YouTube page (because I need to download a media player for piczo) for the videos from a few occasions. When I've got something to show you, I'll put up the link.
7/10: Well, by now I'm sure you're aware that my secret page sucks. Not my bad, just that the BEST taboo photos have been formally demanded that they be destroyed
18/9: Since Charlie is, and though I hate to admit it, completely right about my incorrect use of the word "Indy", if you see this word in future, mentally change it to "Indie". And yes, I will get around to as many of the spelling errors as I can.
26/8: The blog for Teagan's page, Jim/Hannah's 18th and Phillip Island 2 should be finished this week. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about them yet.
12/8: To anyone still at Tristan's: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE!
5/8: Well, at the moment, something has gone horribly wrong and I cannot finish Roby's page at the present time. So, give me some time and it'll all be up there. Be patient.
13/7: The photos of the SECOND Phillip Island trip are mostly on Jake's camera, so I'm going to upload them all at his place some time, so that mean that, right now, I don't actually have them.
2/7: I'm delighted to find that people call what I do "witty" ... but I didn't finish Raz's page or Brydie's yesterday because I ended up going to that Pixar exhibition and then saw "Bridge to Terabithia." Now, Kerry can agree with me on this, that the movie was so depressing that I just didn't feel like doing anything ...
11/6: If you'll permit me some time, I'll have finished some new updates. at the moment, I'm losing a fist fight to my computer ... By the way, did you know that it's easy to fall asleep if you have a cold and block your nose with tissues. That way, all the phlegm builds up behind it, makes you sleep, and you suffocate in your sleep ...
4/6: Just for a bit of fun, I've thrown a few random photos onto that particular page to make sure I don't let things go completely stale
28/5: I've taken down the Catalyst page because there is something wrong with it. I'll just end up redoing it sometime later, but it's no great loss.
1/1/09: The End.
25/12: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND THANK FUCK IT'S ALMOST OVER! I may have like one or two more pages and maybe some sort of New Years thing if things go my way. However, since that isn't how life is, we'll just have to see. In the mean time, I'm going to spend the next few days on my arse playing Fallout 3 and downing copious amounts of Coca-Cola and saying 'shove it' to the big guy. Feelin' me? Righteous.
10/11: THE END IS NIGH! And I bet you're all very glad to see it come.
10/9: OH SHIT! I forgot about it all again, so I'll do whatever needs to be done this weekend.
30/6: I just want to address two things.
1 - Why has there been no quotes? Because I don't know what's funny anymore...
2 - I don't know when I'll have those photos from Friday up.
4/5: If you ever want to restore your faith in mankind, remember that some people think Michael J. Fox is faking his Parkinson's Disease.
4/4: "So what's up, Jim," he said, lighting a torch and sharpening his pitchfork. "Where've you been and why has there been a distinct lack of updates?
Have you been busy?
Is school running you into the ground?
Person problems?"
Well guys, the answer to all those questions is a resounding 'no'. Truth be told; NO ONE WANTS TO DO ANYTHING! The-not-so-hidden-message being; HEY GUYS, LET'S FUCKING DAMN DIDDLEY DO SOMETHING!
End transmission.
6/3: Eheh, I totally forgot about the page from Saturday night. I've been busy trying to fit into a new school and all that jazz. Just give me a minute to finish it.
27/2: I don't know if this'll effect anything, but I now have to resize every image before I upload it because the new ones are way too big. Just thought you should know.
9/1: Hi kids, don't suppose you remember me, but what the hey. Since I honestly don't know what to do with myself, I've started fixing up all those fucking spelling errors and what have you. Why? I don't know. I can't standing looking at them.
19/12: My computer is undergoing some "fixing", hence why everything seems to be on hold...
10/12: I might only be missing a few photos from day 2 or 4 and all of day 3 of Schoolies, but I'll plough on anyway and see if I can't get it all done before Christmas. GOD LOVE YOU ALL!
30/11: I was going to do a page on Movember, you know, just for fun. But only Pat, Jake and myself are in it and we all... uh... cheated in our own way. So yeah, wouldn't be worth it.
13/11: Well kids, I know there hasn't been much new lately, but you'll have to weather through this blank patch as exams are more important than a few photographs. If you have a problem with that, try explaining to the education minister that; though posters may tells us we are not defined by our enter score, the people in a position to give us a uni course that helps us get the career we want DO define us by a few digits/
13/10: "I'm going to kill Kerry! That's the second time he's made me wet today!" - Hannah. By a great stroke of luck, I finally have the Phillip Island 2 photos. HOWEVER, I'm still categorizing them, and the photos are so damn big, on my computer, it would take AGES to upload them. So, I'm going to have to spend all my spare periods next week, at Steve's, uploading them which will take a lot of time. Also, I'm making a YouTube page (because I need to download a media player for piczo) for the videos from a few occasions. When I've got something to show you, I'll put up the link.
7/10: Well, by now I'm sure you're aware that my secret page sucks. Not my bad, just that the BEST taboo photos have been formally demanded that they be destroyed
18/9: Since Charlie is, and though I hate to admit it, completely right about my incorrect use of the word "Indy", if you see this word in future, mentally change it to "Indie". And yes, I will get around to as many of the spelling errors as I can.
26/8: The blog for Teagan's page, Jim/Hannah's 18th and Phillip Island 2 should be finished this week. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about them yet.
12/8: To anyone still at Tristan's: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE!
5/8: Well, at the moment, something has gone horribly wrong and I cannot finish Roby's page at the present time. So, give me some time and it'll all be up there. Be patient.
13/7: The photos of the SECOND Phillip Island trip are mostly on Jake's camera, so I'm going to upload them all at his place some time, so that mean that, right now, I don't actually have them.
2/7: I'm delighted to find that people call what I do "witty" ... but I didn't finish Raz's page or Brydie's yesterday because I ended up going to that Pixar exhibition and then saw "Bridge to Terabithia." Now, Kerry can agree with me on this, that the movie was so depressing that I just didn't feel like doing anything ...
11/6: If you'll permit me some time, I'll have finished some new updates. at the moment, I'm losing a fist fight to my computer ... By the way, did you know that it's easy to fall asleep if you have a cold and block your nose with tissues. That way, all the phlegm builds up behind it, makes you sleep, and you suffocate in your sleep ...
4/6: Just for a bit of fun, I've thrown a few random photos onto that particular page to make sure I don't let things go completely stale
28/5: I've taken down the Catalyst page because there is something wrong with it. I'll just end up redoing it sometime later, but it's no great loss.
Here's to the mess I made putting my life on parade
Here's to the mess I made putting my life on parade
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